| In all my 
                          student years, I never thought the teaching of biological 
                          evolution was anti God or religion. Even when I studied 
                          the two creation stories in the Bible’s first 
                          book, Genesis, it didn’t seem as if they forced 
                          anyone to choose between God and evolution.
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                          when Pope John Paul II agreed that a Christian could 
                          be a theistic evolutionist, many thought that he made 
                          good sense. Right-wing Protestants such as radical commentator 
                          Cal Thomas criticized him, accusing the Polish Pope 
                          of embracing Communism for doing so. It became obvious, 
                          then, that the Pope was more theologically and scientifically 
                          nuanced than such fundamentalists. I 
                          certainly wouldn’t have respected my own beliefs 
                          more if my public school had taught them. As kids we 
                          made fun of so much of the national piety the schools 
                          already taught (“I pledge allegiance to the wall,” 
                          I can still hear kids laughing.), that mandatory prayers 
                          would have probably encouraged another set of childish 
                          mocking. We 
                          kids respected those who died for our country – 
                          those stories intrigued us. But we sensed something 
                          shallow in schooltime’s compulsory rituals. I 
                          certainly would have thought that our teachers praying 
                          at the beginning of classes was hypocritical. My teachers 
                          were dedicated, honest, moral, and hardworking, but 
                          I never expected them to be models for my spirituality. It 
                          took the politicization of right-wing, Republican-Party-style 
                          Christianity to revive the political argument that teaching 
                          evolution in science classes (along with such dangers 
                          as gay people, female control of their own bodies, and 
                          racial equality) was a major cause of crime, disease, 
                          and the declining belief in the fundamentalists’ 
                          Judgmental-Divine-Father-way of seeing the Universe. Fundamentalists 
                          created another debate that they framed in the simplistic 
                          political way they defined most things — in either/or 
                          terms. You were either for them or against them. There 
                          was no place for the relatived intellectual sophistication 
                          of Pope John Paul. Then 
                          they went further. In a new testimony to their unbelief, 
                          they wanted the government to push their sectarian religious 
                          ideas. Having so little faith that God could do it successfully, 
                          or that their arguments could win on their own merits, 
                          fear-filled leaders began to fight for the backing of 
                          political institutions and human governments to see 
                          to it that their beliefs would win. So much for “WWJD.” I 
                          doubt if up to this point there had been even one public 
                          school science teacher in the whole county who had spent 
                          a single minute of classtime arguing that evolution 
                          proved that there was no God. It would have been out 
                          of place and unscientific. I haven’t even heard 
                          of any urban legends – the fabricated kind the 
                          right-wing usually passes around -- about this. The 
                          radical religious right-wing wants that all changed. Unable 
                          to get a sectarian Christian creationism taught blatantly, 
                          their think-tanks came up with something called “Intelligent 
                          Design.” They want their claims that scientific 
                          evidence implies an intelligent, Divine Designer to 
                          be taught in tax-payer-funded schools as if it’s 
                          a viable scientific option, not merely a dogma from 
                          their faith. The 
                          result would be that public school science classes would 
                          have to present “evidence” for the fact 
                          that the human body, for example, is so well and intricately 
                          made that an “Intelligence” must be responsible. 
                          They want teachers to teach that these things couldn’t 
                          have developed merely by chance.  So, 
                          a new type of discussion must take place in science 
                          classes. Teaching evolutionary theory as a scientific 
                          explanation to understand and predict biological change, 
                          is no longer enough. The 
                          new mandate that results is one that requires teachers 
                          in the end to start presenting arguments against the 
                          existence of an Intelligent Designer, too. It actually 
                          requires schools to argue against the right-wing’s 
                          view of God. The 
                          first new question about which the schools will be required 
                          to present “both sides” is: Does evidence 
                          such as the human body, for example, actually prove 
                          in any way that an intelligence has designed it?  The 
                          right wing apparently assumes a "yes" answer. 
                          In their hope to prove that there is a God like theirs, 
                          they assert one of the classic religious “proofs” 
                          -- that the universe is so ordered that we must conclude 
                          that there is a Designer. They assume there’s 
                          an order that other philosophers have questioned. With 
                          the new mandate, science classes will also have to present 
                          apparent evidence that argues that nature, the “product,” 
                          is scientifically flawed enough to conclude that there 
                          may be no Designer, or that the Designer was sometimes 
                          asleep at the switch, mentally flawed by designing lapses, 
                          short-sighted, or just plain stupid.  This 
                          follows from the latest strategy for inserting the right-wing 
                          position in science curricula. The 
                          strategy sounds fair enough at first. Frame this as 
                          just a matter of presenting all sides in the way Bush 
                          did in response to a question asking him if the public 
                          schools should teach “Intelligent Design.” "I 
                          think that part of education is to expose people to 
                          different schools of thought," Bush said on August 
                          1st. "You're asking me whether or not people ought 
                          to be exposed to different ideas, the answer is yes." Science 
                          teachers now will have to point out what would be “design” 
                          flaws such as the human spine, the existence of the 
                          appendix, the susceptibility of human beings to viruses 
                          such as the common cold, the fragility of certain joints 
                          in the body, the fact that human bodies at some point 
                          flip into a non-renewable mode. They’ll have to 
                          teach how people use such evidence to conclude that 
                          there is no Designer at all. Right-wing 
                          religion may explain the stupidity as the result of 
                          sin, evil, the Devil, or even the Designer’s desire 
                          to make us fragile and see to it that we all will die. 
                          But that’s not science at all. It’s more 
                          dogma. The 
                          atheist can explain this as the result of chance, the 
                          absence of a Designer, even proof that there is none. But 
                          the result of the “Intelligent Design” mandate 
                          will be that schools will now need to point out to students 
                          the evidence that argues that there is no Designer. That 
                          would be scientifically fair, wouldn’t it? © The Fairness Project, October 
                          1, 2005.May be reprinted in full with full credit and notification 
                          of The Fairness Project.
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